we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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