I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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