So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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