no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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