Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
i now understand why vodka
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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