THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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