508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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