just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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