she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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