no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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