i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Come share oat with me in your robe
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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