we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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