You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
...so i touched it.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Randomize
