Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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