so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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