at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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