Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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