I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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