i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
