I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Randomize
