Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I need a burrito and a hug.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Randomize
