I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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