I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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