I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
i need some magic done to my vagina
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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