i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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