It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Randomize
