"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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