So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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