i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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I need you to use more vowels.
You took a bar mat shot.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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