Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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