Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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