yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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