Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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