i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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