god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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