How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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