White coat. Heels.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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