And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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