I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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