Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i think i have herpe
just one?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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