Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
should my penis look like a turkey
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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