Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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