Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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