it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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