She announced her abortion via fbk
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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