i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Drunk is a universal language darling
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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