some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
false alarm, still single
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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