fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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