so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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