Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Mom said you looked used
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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