I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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