Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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